Screwballs

Directed by Rafal Zielinski

Written by Linda Shayne, Jim Wynorski

Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.

Cast

Peter Keleghan

Rick McKay

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Kent Deuters

Brent Van Dusen III

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Linda Speciale

Purity Busch

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Alan Deveau

Howie Bates

Linda Shayne

Bootsie Goodhead

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Jason Warren

Melvin Jerkovski

James Coburn

Tim Stevenson

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Terrea Smith

Rhonda Rockett

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Donnie Bowes

Principal Stuckoff

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Kimberly Brooks

Miss Boudoir

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Nicky Fylan

Vince the Prince

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Paula Farmer

Miss Shivers